13: Calling speech errors by their rightful name

Pase in coint, spoonerisms. Named after the late William Archibald Spooner, you may remember this speech error from Disney's incarnation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and the lovable dwarf, Doc. At least, this is where I first remember hearing this speech error and recall understanding the pattern quite naturally.

This has to be, by far, my favorite type of speech error (having a favorite speech error is certain to qualify as a good nerdicator, as well). This error is marked most commonly by a sort of metathesis or change in the first consonant (or onsent) of two separate, but adjacent words. Take a quote attributed to Spooner and its intended utterance:

"The Lord is a shoving leopard." vs. "The Lord is a loving shepherd." 

                        sh          l                                            l          sh

You can see that "sh" is replaced by "l" and vice versa. Part of why I love this speech error is that it acts as an example that substantiates the existence of syllable structure. Having trouble getting to sleep? I encourage you to read an academic paper on spoonerisms and syllable structure. There is enough written on these topics to give you good sleeping material for over a year. 

12: Raising a nerd

There is something to be said for someone who can raise a nerd. That something is that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. While my parents were both capable of living relatively social and normal lives, they both have their fair share of nerd traits. My mom is a reader, my dad is a video gamer. What does this mean for me? I am happy to call myself a Librarian Tetris Master.

I bring this up because I'll be raising my own nerdling soon. And, I came across this article that exemplifies why that is probably is a good thing. Two points for team nerd!

11: Making a yearbook

Let's face it. We all were once in high school, which means that we should all be able to look back at our former years and think, "I was such a nerd." There should be no exception here.

That being said, if you were ever on the yearbook staff, then you are doubly qualified to make such an assertion. Yearbook kids get excited about things like picas, themes, and folios. There are even contests to award the nerds that cared about these things the most each year.

When looking at the Photo Contest Winners as posted on Jostens, you have to question, is it better to have been the nerd taking the photo or the one immortalized in the Nerd Hall of Shame? Ask this nerd:

10: 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

In other words, making binary. When 1 and 0 mean a whole lot more to you than the not-so-basic concept of numerical values, this is a good nerdicator. It is quite possibly the strongest tell-tale sign that you are a nerd, and it may quite possibly cross the line into geekdom. The binary above was brought to you by this lovely converter, which allows any nerd to convert text to binary and translate binary to text. You might be thinking, "A real nerd doesn't need a converter." Touche.

9: Not needing a layman's explanation

This sounds quite elitist, I'm certain. But, it feels quite satisfactory, and one of the true positives of being a nerd. A nerd can hear or read the complicated, jargon-filled explanation or definition for a range of topics and understand it. When someone offers the layman's version, it seems trite and every once in a while, a real nerd will even question if that summary sounds slightly off, or just overly dumbed-down. Stepping down from the nerd box.

8: 7-8-9

Remember this joke? Why did 6 hate 7 (or some variation)? Because, 7 8 (ate) 9. Homonyms. They're funny, right? Right? Only if you're a huge nerd. I made a joke related to singular and plural forms in a car full of nerds, but a different variety of nerds - geeks more or less, and no one got it. Silence. The joke is on me.

7: Being unable to resist the urge to click on links with the word "nerd"

I give you A Short Illustrated History of the Nerd. How can a nerd resist? It has all the elements that a nerd loves. The word "nerd" being first and foremost. The second being "history." And, it even appeals to modern day nerds with a low attention span and the need for information in a visual form. 

6: Knowing how much your name is worth in Scrabble

And, actually, being disappointed with the low score! Every single letter of my first name is worth only 1 point, adding up to a grand total of 5 points. For Scrabble nerds out there, this is not even enough letters to qualify for a Bingo. To add insult to injury, many of the other letters are worth only 1 point, also. Whatever could make a nerd in this predicament feel better?! Perhaps Free Hi-Res Wood Scrabble Letter Tiles.

Knowing How to Count to 5 in at least 5 languages

I made this easy. There are certainly nerds out there that know how to count to 5 in over a dozen languages. But, you know, 5 and 5 is nice and neat. I've got ASL, English, French, Japanese, and Spanish under my belt.

Numbers in Over 5000 Languages is a site where one might go to develop such counting abilities. Nerd off!

4: Waiting for the numbers to align

This may be more of an OCD thing than a nerd thing. But, then, I wonder, if you have OCD, aren't you already kind of nerdy? An example of this might be choosing a date for some event such that the numbers add up to a particular number, or fit a particular sequence. For instance, I always wished I could have had a "golden birthday" -- turning 5 on May 5, 2005 or something cool like that.

You can now tell why I had to get this post out before Nerdicator 5.